You might be a herper if...
- at the first call of "snake" your camera, hook, and pillow case is out faster than the women can jump
- your complex first call for any reptile is you...
- you mind if someone calls you at 0100 to tell your car is unlocked, but do not mind if they call you for a reptile.
- you defrost food before you even think of supper for yourself.
- explain every night to the wife that "we are responsible for their well being" as the first thing you do when getting home is checking up on your reps
- your neighbours call you over for coffee but always have an excuse not to come have coffee at your place