Dont get mad get even.

As the name suggests, this is where you have fun. Please keep it clean.

Dont get mad get even.

Postby Bushviper » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:27 pm

Here are several ways to reall get even with someone:

GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, camcorder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, Just come around back and Come early!

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HIJACK THEIR E-MAIL ADDRESS. Go onto every wierd porn site that you can find and subscribe for free pictures delivered to "your" email every day. Same applies for cheap medicines and computer printer cartridges.

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OIL SPOT: At night pour used oil underneath the victims car while parked in the driveway. Pour enough that will be alarming. Continue to do this each night. The subject will spend great deals of money trying to get the oil leak repaired time and time again. I have even heard of a person buying a new car after the repeated attempts at repair. Imagine their surprise when that new car starts leaking too.

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PAPER MONEY: Write a sexually oriented solicitation message, victim's name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many eye popping inquiries another favorite . . .

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FAX MACHINES: Write whatever you wish, or even just draw a line on 9 pages of A4 paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number and start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated you.
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Postby Rob » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:49 pm

Im trying to think if ive ever peed you off. I think im safe...arent i?
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Postby mw-glenn » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:51 pm

note to self -never mess with BV...
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Postby Bushviper » Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:58 am

These are still the "tame" ones. I have not mentioned calling to get quotes on aluminium gutters, repainting the house, insurance quotes and stock exchange tips using his details

Having sand and bricks delivered COD and wedding cakes iced with his initials also makes him unliked and the recipent of a few summonses.

Post small quantities of illegal substances together with a dead pink rat to "debt collectors". Make sure you have "your" return address on it. After 3 or 4 days the pink goes blueish.

Hire a car which is the same model as the victims and for R260 you replace the number plates with his details. You then go look for every camera on a freeway or robot that you find.

Write rude words on his lawn with salt. After a few days everyone can read it and if it has rained the soil will repeat that word for many months to come.

Send his wife or girlfriend an official looking letter insisting that new policies dicatate that all HIV+ patients have to notify their partners. CC this to about 10 other names without giving their physical details.

For fun and games that can be had with super glue send me a PM.
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Postby Mitton » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:56 am

You evil man, I can just imagine what things you will suggest with super glue.
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Postby froot » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:09 am

*Froot takes notes*

Place an ad with the victom's fone number in the 'X wants Y' section of the local paper.

"Desperately needing to be dominated, Must be black, packing, well built and sensual.
Call...082 401**** ;)
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Postby elapid » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:52 am

LOL
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Postby neko » Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:12 am

Place an ad with the victom's fone number in the 'X wants Y' section of the local paper.

"Desperately needing to be dominated, Must be black, packing, well built and sensual.
Call...082 401****


If you gonna do that, make it X wants X... Much more interesting
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Postby snake-5 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:09 am

Lmao iv done the number plate thing at my old job where a work colleague got a fine in my car and refused to pay it. I spent the weekend getting 4 substantial fines driving my corsa bakkie with his numberplates on. The company had 17 corsa bakkies so they could never trace who it was.
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Postby katesmith » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:41 am

you snake people scare me sometimes....
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Postby Deon » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:29 am

BV you need help.... :-) or maybe not.....
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Postby Mongoose » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:31 pm

Revenge on anyone who doesn't live with you - put gelatin down your target's toilet, in a few days it'll get solid...
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Postby Pythonodipsas » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:42 pm

LMAO at this post!!!!!!!
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Postby snake-5 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:06 am

cherrybomb + postbox = HEHEHE, or even better a 500ml coke bottle with dry ice and water, close the lid and wait a few minutes, oh yeah be far away lol
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Postby Mongoose » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:03 pm

For those who are still at school and you still recieve leters from girls who cant stop bothering you, Take the letters and stick them on the announcement board, that sure gets rid of them!
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