Veet: for Men

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Veet: for Men

Postby taratara316 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:45 pm

Ah, the joys of vanity, some of those reviews are seriously Mint.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
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This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Re: Veet: for Men

Postby Mr Venom » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:10 pm

I see no point in this post...
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Re: Veet: for Men

Postby Herald_23 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:12 pm

Sales tactics don't work here
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Re: Veet: for Men

Postby boaboy » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:14 pm

Its funny, Read the reviews on the link about guys putting this on their nuts!
Thats why it is posted in Fun and Games.....
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Re: Veet: for Men

Postby Mr Venom » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:19 pm

I thought it was another sales post...

The things they say in that review scares me...
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Re: Veet: for Men

Postby bitis keeper » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:25 pm

Did not know it was possible to grow hair on your nob
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Re: Veet: for Men

Postby Ryuu » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:10 am

this is pathetic..

I Dislike Mindless and pointless Posts like these with incredible Intensity.
I see no point to the Post.
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Re: Veet: for Men

Postby Mitton » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:15 am

Guys, this was posted in the Fun and Games section, it is meant to be funny, click the link and read and see why this has been posted.

It has been posted before as well: viewtopic.php?f=17&t=28679&p=239460&hilit=veet#p239460
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Re: Veet: for Men

Postby froot » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:11 pm

LOL that is hillarious!
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Re: Veet: for Men

Postby Shamrock » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:53 pm

The amazon one is very funny. . . but I see a second link at the end of the amazon one. Very clever.
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Re: Veet: for Men

Postby Pieter89 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:47 pm

Hahaha! Sooo funny... follow the link before you describe it as being pointless though...
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Re: Veet: for Men

Postby it_bit_me » Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:43 pm

Veet for men and pics of my balls ;) :oops:
If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids won't walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man, " they'll shout!”
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