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As the name suggests, this is where you have fun. Please keep it clean.

Postby Stefan » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:37 pm

Dear Diary

i would like to know if Che is On this website he gave a presentation at our club ounce. And plz tell mfezi jip its a cool place.
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Postby armata » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:43 pm

Dear Diary,

I know about the voortrekkers, and rubida has shown me to pronounce it properly

FOOOOUUUURRRRTREKKERS!

Being Welsh (and fluent in that language) I do not speak Afrikaans, but I sort of understand it.
But i don't feel guilty.
Whats Afrikaans for cake? BTW
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Postby mfezi » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:46 pm

KOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK


or koek
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Postby armata » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:54 pm

Dear Diary,

There's something else. For the last year or so I have had this recurring dream (woudn't call it a nightmare) where I meet up with George Bush and spray his testicles with acid and pronounce 'hows that for global warming!'

I often have these sort of dreams, is this normal.

Americans call cakes cookies don't they?
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Postby mfezi » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:59 pm

biscuits=cookies, cakes=cakes, I am South African and i like cake koek and cookies :)
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Postby Long John Silver » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:01 pm

Even better if they are baked by the 92 year old neigbour woman making suggestive signs with her cane stick
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Postby armata » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:01 pm

Dear Diary

There's something else. I have a fat lip right now which makes my moustache a bit lopsided.
I haven'y even told rubida this.
I actually met a girl the other day - so excited.
AND she brought home made cake to our first date.
We were sitting there gazing across at each other she was clasping both of my hands warmly.
The she pronounces 'I have found Jesus'

All I said was in all innocence 'Where was he?'

and then she smacked me in the mouth, hence the fat lip.
She then hightailed it out of there (and took the cake with her).

Is this normal behaviour in response to a simple question. I am such a passive guy, I don't think I deserved that.
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Postby elapid » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:33 pm

Dear diary

Why do people judge me so much?
It's like theres something wrong with having tattoos on your forams and having 12mm holes through your ears.

In my opinion, people are narrow minded when it comes to looking different, like apparently one guy on the forums thinks I'm insane for some reason. It's not like I go around licking windscreens or anything!

When will people learn to accept other people for who they are and stop judging a book by its cover.


PS. I heard pinky bakes nice cakes.
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Postby mfezi » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:41 pm

Dear Dairy... moo


Jesus works up the road from me at Alberto's Taco Shop, dunno if thats the same one you or she was looking for??

good tacos and burritos.... ask drummer
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Postby armata » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:45 pm

OOOH really,

But tell me she hasn't found Jesus and has a swift right hook!!!

What sort of cakes or Keokies whatever? does Pinky bake, I'll pay for the courier. (just don't want to risk religious reprisals)!
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Postby mfezi » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:47 pm

Dear Diary,

I see above my spectacular picture of a Pelamis in my avatar that i won photo of the months, please , tell me when/how etc

don

ps: i would love some pinkies koekies... just the baked ones :)
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Postby neko » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:42 pm

Dear Diary,

Someone is spreading a nasty rumour that I bake!!! The atrocity of it has forced me to seek counselling. I have one other problem though. Boys think I'm different just because I have a few tattoos. My question is, how do I hide the bodies of these people?
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Postby Stefan » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:48 pm

Dear Diary,

I have Heard about the wonderful Baking skills of a Certain Person I wont Say the name *Baby mouse*hint* i would like to know if she does Wholesale? Becuz ive heard her baking is the best in Springs (Phf believe that when i see that)

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Postby Diary » Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:45 am

Dear Armata. You need to get dough and learn how to make it rise. That is how the koekie crumbles.

Dear Elapid the diary still loves you. Dont feel bad about the holes in your head.

Dear Mfezi I think you are just having your leg pulled. I will try to find out what prize you won too.

Dear Pinky. They are more interested in the oven than the koekie it seems. Dont let them lick the dish!
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Postby Bushbaby » Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:00 am

Dear Diary

I think my boyfriend is addicted to a website called www.sarep... uhm... something about tiles. I dont mind when he spends his time on the forum (I think it's called) but I now have to eat the cake I bake for him on my own.

What should I do???
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