Dear Diary

As the name suggests, this is where you have fun. Please keep it clean.

Dear Diary

Postby Bushviper » Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:39 pm

This is a place where you can post any thoughts you have in the diary. You can confide in the diary about anything in your life.

Quite regularly the diary will answer you if you ask a question.
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Those who are afraid to ask are ashamed of learning.
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Postby Bushviper » Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:39 pm

Dear diary

If I tell you things will this remain confidential just between the two of us.

Bushviper.
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Those who are afraid to ask are ashamed of learning.
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Postby Diary » Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:42 pm

Yes you need not worry. This will be our little secret.

You can tell me about all the naughty things you have done or plan to do.
Tell me more, its our little secret.
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Postby gaboon69 » Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:33 pm

Dear Diary.
I have a gay uncle (I sure as hell did'nt inherit such behaviour)
After I read the post about a gay horned adder, I felt a bit more at ease with the idea.
Thanks to all the blokes @ sareptiles for helping me get over the issue :D
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Postby Mongoose » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:06 pm

Dear Diary

When do you think ill get a message with a happy ending?
The best things come to those who flip rocks.
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Postby Diary » Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:18 pm

Gaboon69. I notice from your name that certain acts still excite you. That would seem as if your uncle did not molest you. Genetically it would be better if you just had daughters. If you have boys one day do not let him baby sit them though.

Gay in Shakespeare's time meant happy or light hearted. If you can see past what your uncle is then that would be good for you too.
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Postby Diary » Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:21 pm

Mongoose the diary understand double speak too. Dont be shy this is all very private.

You will get a massage with a happy ending as soon as you have saved up enough money and left the hole you live in.
Tell me more, its our little secret.
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Postby gaboon69 » Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:25 pm

Im cracking up :lol: :D
No, I was never molested!! he's actually a good guy.
You are the best thing since russian dogs.
Think I have made you a friend for life Diary.
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Postby arcadies » Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:32 pm

Dear Diary

i had relations with elapid. i feel bad, and i cant stop scratching. but he was so sweet, there in the khaki bos, he said he loved me.

i think this was all a ruse, i dont think he loves me, i feel used.
"But I put my life on the line to save animals. " Steve Irwin (1962 -2006)
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Postby Diary » Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:43 pm

Arcadies. You cannot complain about feeling used if you get paid. Next time just do not accept cheques, mopanie worms and maroelas as payment.

Yes khaki fever can cause itches, but you are not allergic to antibiotics so just follow the same course as last time.

BTW did you know that elapids have very short fangs?
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Postby armata » Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:57 pm

Goose is getting a massage as well as a message, nice!

Diary

My wife has just gone back to the UK and I don't feel unhappy, should I feel guilty?
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Postby Hemachatus » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:17 am

Dear Diary

Help!!

My ex-wife wants to destroy my divorce.

Should I sue? Should I run?
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Postby Sweetlicks » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:33 am

Tee hee, this is funny!!!
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Postby elapid » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:51 am

Dear dairy.

arcadies thinks he had relations with me, but it was actually with a guy from the cape flats with no front teeth.

Should I tell him the truth?
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Postby Sean » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:22 am

Dear diary

Today my body is at a near standstill from putting up electric fences every spare moment of time I have :(
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